Lance Thirtyacre grew up in the sunny sprawl of Pensacola, Florida, born on September 23, 1993, under the sign of Libra. From a young age, life in the Thirtyacre household was anything but ordinary. At just four years old, Lance watched his parents divorce, his mom eventually remarrying a guy named Brian while his dad hit the road as a truck driver. He shares this chaotic family dynamic with his younger brother Logan—better known online as SuperMarioLogan—and their sister Haleigh.
Lance stumbled into the YouTube world shadowing his sibling. As Logan’s older brother, he lends his voice to a roster of quirky characters on the massive SuperMarioLogan channel, blending sibling rivalry with creative collaboration. He launched his own self-titled channel, where a cheeky clip called “Flicking off Logan” racked up over 63,000 views, proving his knack for lighthearted jabs. Before that, he tinkered with a channel named 19Lance93, with Logan pitching in behind the scenes; it evolved into Lance Thirtyacre, mirroring his brother’s path.
Fast-forward to adulthood, and Lance has carved out his own spots of fame. In October 2021, he snapped a photo grinning beside the New England Patriots’ plane, a nod to his sports fandom.
Away from the cameras, Lance keeps ties strong with fellow YouTuber Lovell Stanton. At 31, he’s a reminder that family feuds can spark the best stories—and voices—in the digital age.